Something my friend told me the other day (via dolly-kitten)
Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan
Please don’t ever try to learn how to do anything from porn
if u date a spanish girl & shes not crazy with you, she dont really love you b. spanish women are crazy cause theyre crazy in love with you tbh.
"Spanish girls " I guess ima call you a English boy bc you speak English.
*eternally rolling my eyes at people who call Spanish speaking people Spanish*